Quotes and Sayings

1 - Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

2 - You can't have everything....where would you put it?

3 - If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

4 - When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

5 - You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

6 - When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

7 - Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

8 - Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

9 - No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.

10 - If you can't convince them, confuse them.